See ehn, Nigerians are some of the most amazing people on planet earth, but some of the worst set of people to get into an online fight with. Zimbabweans won’t forget this experience in a hurry.
Officer Wetin Happen This time?
You go notice say everywhere has been largely quiet. And that’s because December no too detty laidat. And body dey pepper people.
That’s how one Zimbabwean human being woke up, took his bath, dressed up, sprayed perfume and went and tweeted, ‘In Zimbabwe we literally don’t care about Nigerian Music.’
Brethren, that was the beginning of a dragging experience that Robert Mugabe’s countrymen will ever live to regret.
If you know Frank Edoho on twitter, you’ll know that he brings F-35 fighter jets to fistfights.
First, Frank Edoho responded saying, ‘In Nigeria the only thing we literally care about from Zimbabwe, is Robert Mugabe memes.’
Brethren, I kid you not, that was how my fellow countrymen put their church mind aside and went after the Zimbabweans like hungry lions.
Think about it for a minute. How do people from a country where bread used to be sold for millions of Zimbabwean dollars, look Nigerians in the face and misyarn.
Brethren, we finished them. Patapata.
Next, Segalink, the distinguished finished them completely
‘Distinguished, the focus must first be on healing Zimbabwe from its economic quagmire & inconsequential currency before you can even afford to buy/download Nigerian music, let alone appreciating our artistry. Zimbabwe is not a country in the context of Nigeria in every respect!’, he said
Brethren, it was an all out electronic battle–and one thing the rest of Africa must learn is to not fight with the giant of Africa.
To be honest, finished them.
Nigerians tackled them till the matter started trending.
What made it even worse was that they tackled Wizkid in the process.
How it ended
At last, the young man that started the fight came back and apologized to Frank Edoho.
Being nice, we accepted his apologies and sheathed our e-swords, but not before they received a substantial amount of e-beating.
Anyway, it’s Christmas eve. Make mesef go chill. E no easy