Robbers have dropped an apology note after making away with the valuables of a lady.
Talk true
True story. A lady took to twitter to make known the incident.
On a now-viral piece of paper, the thief wrote, ‘I’m so sorry. More progress.’
Like how do you rob one blind, and in the same breath apologise and wish them prosperity?
The victim, who tweets from the handle Sisi Ice Cream, said that by the time she woke up, her house had been literally emptied.
She was shocked at how she managed to stay asleep while her house was being stripped of her belongings.
What’s even more heart-breaking is that just the way she slept, her dog was fast asleep also.
Who wan die?
I bet the poor dog no wan die. If the owner of the house was asleep, why should the dog cry more than the bereaved?
I mean, it’s not even a cat. Cats have nine lives for goodness’ sake.
They could afford to take a bullet with one and still be left with eight.
But what kind of a thief apologizes on duty?
It’s like a shark apologising to a catfish before using it for breakfast, or a lion having this apologetic discussion with a gazelle before it sends its tender meat down its oesophagus.
I imagine that such a discussion will go this way:
Lion: Hi Mr Gazelle. I deeply regret that we have come to this juncture. It is with deep regret that I’d like to inform you that you’ll have to say your last prayers now.
Gazelle: *Too shocked to utter a word
Lion: You must understand that I don’t make the rules around here. It’s nothing personal. Someone has to be eaten, it only happens to be you. I’m so sorry.
Las las, this life no balance.
The fact that the thief left an apology letter doesn’t change the fact that the average Nigerian won’t hesitate to call for fuel and tyre when he eventually gets caught.
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