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Farting too much: Lady lands in hospital

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6 January, 2022
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A lady has landed in a hospital for the most unbelievable of reasons.

Comrade nothing dey wey fit shock us again

An American lady, who earns a living selling her fart, has been hospitalised for ‘farting too much.’

Ewee! Are you thinking what I’m thinking

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You’re not the only one thinking about it o. So people are selling fart and this natural resource of mine has been wasting all these years.

Just imagine how many Benz cars the son of man would have acquired using ‘messy’ proceeds.

Stephanie Matto–as she’s known–sells one jar of fart for $1000 dollars.

Brethren, that’s N560,000.

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Imagine telling your mum that you ‘bought fart’ for N560,000.

Your matter go reach Shiloh be that.

Apparently, demand for her fart was so much that in the process of trying to fulfil the orders, she ‘farted too much.’

And that was how she landed in a hospital.

She has in fact made over $200,000 selling fart.

Another lady makes hundreds of thousands of dollars selling poop.

Poop as in shit o.

Shit wey dey waste for our family all these years.

Can someone help me ask these people if they’re hiring?

With globalisation taking over and distribution channels developed to support things like dropshipping, we can partner and build some kind of Uber–but for shit.

She gets buyers and I fulfil the orders. While smiling to the bank of course. 

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