A baker has cried out after the dispatch rider ate the cake that he was sent to deliver.
True talk o. The baker had to take to Instagram to tell the world.
Make una reason this matter.
You dey find work. You get rent and other bills to pay.
Mama and siblings dey to take care of.
You find work find work, come see one.
Them ask you whether you go fit do am. You nod like agama.
Them come give you bike.
Bike wey no be you buy o.
Them pay for the licence.
They even buy fuel put for the bike.
Come call you: Emeka! Emeka!! Abeg come carry this cake go deliver for Lekki.
My customer needs it urgently.
You nod like human being.
You carry the cake.
You reach Obalande. You march brake.
Your conscience no prick you o.
You open the cake start to dey chop am.
You chop half, come package am back, start your bike.
You reach Lekki deliver am like that.
You no see say them suppose swear for you?
Comrade calm down
Calm down as in how. If na your cake you go dey tell me to calm down.
Bobo yen need cane na.
Anyway if you be dispatch rider and them send you to deliver food and you go chop the chicken come deliver the remaining.
See ehn, on a norms e nogo bett… make I no talk before my oga go provoke.
Nonsense and ingredients.